By : Jimmy Madzz, J_Mads & The Livingston Lantern Staff & Everyone You love to hate!
Democrats spend more time dreaming about Republicans than their own party.
Please prove us wrong!
The Livingston County Left drools on its own shirt every time they see Republicans gaining ground. They embody the high school mentality of ' mean girls ' snarling and sniveling over anything the right does. Case in point, the left leaning local rags and blogs love to hate Republicans. That is all they do. Never a creative story, always smear and sneer.
Several of us were at lunch the other day, laughing at the amount of op-eds spewed in direction of Republicans over the past few weeks by basement dwellers. Liberal hate machines cranking out piece after piece on every move a Republican makes in Livingston County. Isn't it odd they never tell us what democrats are doing?
No, not really because they aren't doing much but sniveling and drooling and spreading hate lies and inclusivity! In fact, when we went to their websites to count, just how many burning piles of garbage they wrote about Republicans, we found the only democrat articles written were about Slotkin. Barf. We suppose it's hard be excited and stay focused as a liberal in a red county. Cry more, please.
In their most recent heap the ' Livingston Enquirer ' alledge to know all the ins and outs of the latest gossip from the Livingston County Republican Party, highlighting their convention. No liberals were in attendance due to new security precautions taken, so where in the world did the democrats get this inside concensus?
We've got about 5 names out of 186 in attendance that are suspect.
This is intriguing to us, as it appears the 'Livingston Enquirer' is defending ousted Reckling as the party Chair. Please hold while we die laughing. Is this really happening? Stuart even goes on to alledge there is some rift in the party. What Republican is having lunch with Stuart? We are still laughing because it's exactly what we expected all along- they aren't all Republicans! Derp.
As we see it at the Lantern, the only rift is with 186 Republicans in attendance at the county convention (we actually know because we were all there !) which one of them couldn't wait to go brag to a liberal rag about life as a Republican? Who would do that?
And we rest our case.
We are the new 'Republican Party ' so we know the ins and outs and all the nitty gritty details. We love Unmask Livingston and 2A and Mom's! We love all of them because here at the Lantern- WE ARE ALL OF THEM!
The ' Livingston Enquirer ' sharing inside Republican secrets is exactly why Reckling is gone and Lana was absent! And to the contrary, the ' Enquirer ' claimed that " all Republicans in office stayed away "
Insert buzzer noise here !
We hosted 6 of 9 Republican Commissioners, Jason Woolford, our REPUBLICAN State Representatives were in session and we never expected Recklings relatives to show up anyway! You dems can't be this dense?
Eye roll.
Take note:
It is apparent consorting with the enemy is exactly the thing that created all those "long-time operatives and business-friendly community movers-and-shakers " of the previous party administration. The fact that Maria Stuart of the ' Enquirer ' knows all the ins and outs of a Republican event when no NON Republicans were allowed to be present should explain all you need to know about why the previous party officers were all replaced!
It should further bring to question: if the former Chair and all of her officers cared for the party then why didn't they help with the failed software or offer a hand in the revotes?
We will answer it for you Enquirer:
Because they don't want to be Republicans, they want to play games, just as they always do. The only thing the Enquirer got right was : "long-time operatives and business-friendly community movers-and-shakers " of the previous party administration. Ding. Ding. Ding!!!
Maybe for their next piece The Livingston Enquirer could write about cats or guinea pigs?
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